Patsy Porco

A Sucky Day for Atheists

In Catholics, Humor, Religion on May 23, 2013 at 9:35 am

Pope Francis announced yesterday that everyone who does good on Earth will be redeemed by Jesus—and that includes atheists. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/atheists-good-good-pope-francis-says-162106426.html

Imagine spending your whole life denying the existence of God and then being saved by Him after you die. How annoying must that be?

It’s sort of like saying that you positively, absolutely don’t want anyone to acknowledge your 40th birthday, and someone throws you a surprise party anyway, and you have a great time. Damn, life sucks.

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  1. “Imagine spending your whole life denying the existence of God and then being saved by Him after you die. How annoying must that be?”

    Not annoying at all. Confusing, but hopefully resulting in one heck of a good conversation.

    “So, first of all, which of the thousands of gods that people worship are you? Secondly, does it matter that I didn’t believe you existed based on the lack of evidence? Thirdly, if it does matter, where was the evidence?”

    • You don’t get to question God. But, once you’re in Heaven, and know the Divine Plan, you don’t want to.

      • “You don’t get to question God. ”

        That’s rather rude.

        “But, once you’re in Heaven, and know the Divine Plan, you don’t want to. ”

        If it involves this ‘hell’ people talk about…yes, yes I will want to.

      • Just wait and see what happens. Hell is probably on Earth for many people, anyway.

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