Patsy Porco

Raise Your Glass

In Humor on January 24, 2014 at 3:21 pm

Starting today, I’m never going to drink out of a bottle or can again. Every liquid will be poured into a glass, even if it’s mouthwash. This is the first step in my journey to becoming elegant. Next step: stop sleeping in my Garfield sleeping bag in order to avoid washing sheets. My husband will appreciate this change. His Charlie’s Angels sleeping bag is wearing out.

  1. I like your idea about sleeping in a sleeping bag to avoid washing sheets. It’s really not the washing of the sheets that bothers me (the washing machine has that responsibility); it’s the folding them up that repels my sensitivities! When I get to Sports Authority the next time, I will purchase a nice sleeping bag and try that out!

    • I agree; it’s the folding that’s a hassle. There’s no folding with a sleeping bag. Take it out of the dryer, zip it up and go to sleep. Thanks for your comment! BTW, they’re cheaper at Walmart.

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