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PATSY PORCO’S NEWSLETTER—FREE AND WORTH IT!!! 8-3-09

In Humor, Twilight on August 4, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Happy August Willing Subscribers!
 
As you may or may not know, I spent July, my favorite month, obsessed with all things related to the Twilight books and movie, including the 23-year-old actor, Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen. I’m just as obsessed with his costar, Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella Swan. You could have found me most days, sitting on the floor in the magazine section of Walgreen’s, combing through teen magazines and holding my breath until I got to the articles which would tell me if Kristen and Robert were still a real-life couple. I love them as a couple, both onscreen and off.
 
I also went to Boston with three Willing Subscribers, Karen, Veronica and Margaret. Between a cocktail party outside Shaw’s grocery store, a Duck Tour where I got to drive the boat on the Charles River (after first knocking down the little kids who wanted to drive), a Ghosts and Gravediggers bus tour where we were threatened with bodily harm by the ghoul conductor, and having a fabulous balloon hat made for me by a clown in Quincy Market, it was the best time ever.
 
And so went July.
 
August is a fresh new summer month, and I am determined to get a new hobby. So, I decided to write a best-selling, blockbuster, teen romance so that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can be cast together again, and I can appear with them on the MTV stage when we win all of the Golden Popcorn awards.  A reasonable goal, don’t you think?
 
That’s all for now. I’m exhausted. I inadvertently insulted a bunch of Canadians yesterday via email and trying to get them to forgive me has worn me out. 
 
Patsy
 
P.S. If you wish to Unsubscribe, I’d like to remind you that you can’t. It’s that simple.
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