Patsy Porco

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In Humor on March 24, 2014 at 2:34 pm

About a week ago, I came home from work and my husband greeted me glumly.

“What’s the matter?” I asked him.

“I’m sick,” he said. “I feel awful.”

“I’m sorry,” I responded. “What do you think you have?”

“I know exactly what I have,” he said.

Instantly, his sad face transformed into a gleeful one as he announced, “It’s March Madness, baby!”

I fall for this every year.

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The other day, the phone in my office rang. It was my husband calling about what we should have for dinner.

Once that was resolved, he asked if I wanted to speak to our son, who was with him.

“Not right now,” I said, “But if I decide that I do want to talk to him, I’ll come downstairs and do it in person.”

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